June

I did not successfully blog during June.

It was a big month too, I don’t really know why I didn’t post. I think it’s hard to get into the rhythm of it when you’ve fallen out of it for a while. And, I’m not going to lie, it’s a bit daunting when you know you’ve got an audience. 

So - hello, audience. 

So I’m 30 now. Everyone made a massive and unnecessary fuss, work especially so, although I did get a lovely card and some treats from two of my students, which was very sweet. I also made a massive unnecessary fuss of myself, in the form of buying pizza for my whole school because I wanted it for lunch, and spending a ridiculous amount on skincare from Yesstyle. 

Last week I went on a trip into Birmingham with the afore mentioned two students, and we went to Pizza Hut, so that’s twice I’ve brought pizza for my students this month. I bet everyone is regretting not taking my subject now. 

It’s been very hot here over the past couple of weeks, and I’ve had to wear the same dresses twice in a half term. This is noteworthy but also ridiculous because normally I can go an entire half term without repeating an outfit. This shows me that a) most of my dresses are autumn/winter/spring appropriate, and b) I’m too fat to fit into half of my summer dresses. 

I’ve also got so fat lately that my chub rub is destroying my tights and I’ve had to start wearing cropped leggings under longer dresses, while considering making legging shorts for the shorter dresses, or else simply buying cycling shorts. 

Because of the above points, I’m now BEING GOOD. My aim is to lose half a stone each month for the next four months, and then keep it off until the wedding. I’m trying to eat well, exercise more, you know, the classics. Over the summer holidays I think I’ll try calorie counting, but right now, I’m just going for lots of fruit and veg and some daily hula hooping.

SHINee have been releasing a lot. I really like ‘I Want You’. ‘Our Page’ makes me cry. It still just doesn’t feel quite right.

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400

This is my 400th post.

As such, I kind of feel like I should write something meaningful and important.

The only problem is I don't have anything meaningful or important to say.

In fact, I'm making each sentence into a new paragraph just to look like I have written more. I tried to think it was purposeful editing, to make each point stand out, to provide comedic timing ... but I can't even fool myself.

I am also rapidly approaching 15000 page views. Meaning that people have viewed my page 15000 times.

That's a lot.

Especially when over two thirds of those views are from other countries, namely America and Russia.

I really don't know why. I suspect its the pictures showing up on Google.

Kaltx'l

Even though I know that people, or should I say 'one person', reads this, its still comes as somewhat of a surprise to me when someone says they have read my blog, or mention something that I have only talked about on here.

Like earlier today, it took me a good minute or so to realise that Inki knew I had being buying a lot of clothes from Tesco lately due to yesterdays post, not because she is some scary stalker person who knows my every move at any given time.

Well, to be fair ...

Today, I did some designs (whoop) at work, packaged and addressed them all ready to send. then forgot to take the package into town with me. Fail.

I failed a lot today, like when I carried in to work with me £174 in small change, but didn't take my paying in book, which I had filled out etc, so couldn't not use it. So then, I had to cart it all back home, just to take it back into town again. Which was when a fore mentioned package incident occurred. Major fail.

I mean, that much change is heavy, people! I had to change bags because I wasn't sure my usual one was up to the strain!

Other than that, nothing else of incident has happened. I ate two chocolate bars and a chocolate sponge pudding with custard without going over my calorie limit; discussed my fathers feet in detail with Polson; made up a giant killer caterpillar, made him happy, then killed him off; and learnt how to greet someone in Na'vi.

Same old, same old.

I just realised my mother has been undressing Eddy again. She really doesn't like it when he wears stuff.

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