Not in a Gypsy way

Pretty soon, my parents will be moving down to Somerset to be with my sister and her by then husband when they have babies. This will leave me somewhat homeless.

School is my only consistent wage, but even that is only term time. If I was to rent a house or flat, I would have to keep paying rent if I get work elsewhere. So, taking into consideration my need for a roof over my head and the possibility of travel with work, I started looking into a house boat.

I soon realised I might as well buy a house. In Mayfair. With a pool.

Motorhomes were far more affordable, and they come with a vehicle all built in. I could literally take my home with me wherever I need to go, like a snail. Or a caravan, so I could leave my home somewhere while I go to the supermarket and whatnot. 

I think this is a really good idea! I'd be flexible, I'd have a home that I could afford, and I wouldn't have to worry about digs whenever I work away from home. It's cheaper than renting a house, I wouldn't need to buy furniture and new models come with showers so I'd be all set. I could even put solar panels on the roof for electricity. 

Makes sense, right? So why do people keep thinking I'm joking???