A Letter from the Future

Look at me go, with all this daily blogging! And not one post of 'I cant be bothered to blog'. Aren't you proud of me?

The other day, when turning my sister's bedroom from a junk room back into my workroom, I found a piece of paper that is either from the past or the future. There are two dates stamped on it; 8th August 2005 and 30th August 2014. As the 2014 date is stamped twice, I feel this must be the correct date.

Now, I'm sure you can imagine how exciting this is. I have a NOTE from the FUTURE. Who knows what secrets from 2014 it will tell us. I'll transcribe it for you, dear reader, herewith, with spelling mistakes and all as is.

''HELLO MY PETTIT POI
HOW IS UR DAY TODAY I AM INDEED VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR LOVELY CHICKEN! HERE is a very secret msg for only your eyes ... and ur nose if ur lucky :)
The chickens have escaped and are running wild over the moors, translated: Zoe and Linzi are going on holiday and being let loose on all the locals. Linzi is going to drain all the pubs of alcohol, and Zoe is going to drain them of J2O. Then they are going to go on a random photo spree and take pictures of all the sheep that exist in the area. After this, they will pick a few good specimins and kidnap them and bring them back to Solihull to live here in peace and harmony :) Some of them are to live with Zoe as she is better equped as she has a big garden and a lovely pool for them to frolic and drink out of. Mmmm chlorine! They will have a very full life as the pool is heated, however they will have to live in the greenhouse in the winter as they cover over the poll also known as the pool, any sheep left in after this point will need to be equipt with scoober diving equipment.

Je voudrais une poisson parce que il y a une carte avec mon carne. Il y a une cochane d'inde plein mon pere et ma soeur est une pomme de terre.

Enpower yourself its later than you think, enpower yourself whilst your still in the pink
Consider your elf at home consider your elf one of the family
shopping in shirley is great to do, expect your money to turn to poo.
currys always cutting prices
rach rach rach rach rach rach rach rach rach rach rach rach rach rach rach
hevier  hevier  hevier  hevier  hevier  hevier  hevier  hevier  hevier  hevier  hevier 
everybody was kung fu fighting wahhhhh these kids were fast as lightning wahhhhh in fact it was a little bit frightening wahhhh they fought with expert timing wahhhhh

Shirley, as a place to live. From a prospective of a heather
the shoes are interesting, there is a wide variety of hourses, there are many roads that lead to chicken coops, key indexs date the stamps of heathers roman ancestors to be able to acheive maximum deposition in her local farming culture
Little purple bugs, also known as rachels happily inhabit computer monitors in cappy estate agents offices.
In conclusion, in her time in shirley heather has found thAT THE soil to grow in is very fertile and moist.
It is however not that good for fertilizer, as the farmers such as 'Staples' are mean and make you pay for a stapler before they will grant you access to the prime fertilizer

THE END :)

:)    :(    :/    :*    :$    A face tells a 1000 words''



Wow.

The future sounds FUN!

<3 x

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