OMEGLE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ALBERT?
You: BETTY?
Stranger: OH MY GOSH
Stranger: its really you?!?!
Stranger: where have you been all my life?
You: is it really you betty??
Stranger: it is"
Stranger: i cant believe this day has finally arrived
You: i dont think i would cope if you got my hopes up like this and then it turned out to be a lie
Stranger: i dont think i could either
You: its been many many years
Stranger: ill be honest
Stranger: im not betty
Stranger: im actually mary
You: ....
Stranger: im so sorry
You: i ...
You: i....
Stranger: but i had to check if albert was cheating on me
Stranger: it was the only way!
You: ummmm
You: oh crap
You have disconnected.


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